Monday, July 14, 2014
Donald Sterling is secretly purchasing the Chicago Bulls
With the recent free agent and draft acquisitions, the Chicago Bulls now have 5 and 1/2 white players* on their team. This is clearly a sign that Reinsdorf is creating a team that is much too enticing for Sterling to pass up in an attempt to separate him from his recent $2B windfall.
Very clever, Jerry. Well-played.
* Pau Gasol, Nikola Mirotic, Mike Dunleavy, Doug McDermott, Kirk Hinrich, and Joakim Noah.
PS: Please note this is parody