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Monday, July 14, 2014

Donald Sterling is secretly purchasing the Chicago Bulls


With the recent free agent and draft acquisitions, the Chicago Bulls now have 5 and 1/2 white players* on their team.  This is clearly a sign that Reinsdorf is creating a team that is much too enticing for Sterling to pass up in an attempt to separate him from his recent $2B windfall.

Very clever, Jerry.  Well-played.


* Pau Gasol, Nikola Mirotic, Mike Dunleavy, Doug McDermott, Kirk Hinrich, and Joakim Noah.

PS: Please note this is parody